August 14, 2018

Trump Terrible 10: #MAGA-Land Theme Park Edition

Trump Terrible 10: #MAGA-Land Theme Park Edition

Since 2017, Republic Report‘s “Trump Terrible 10” has ranked the week’s 10 most disgraceful people in Trump world.

We’re on vacation this week!

But it’s fun to have togetherness activities here in the vacation house, and I hate board games and, especially, puzzles. So we’ve developed attractions for a new theme park, #MAGA-Land, where over-priced emoluments will flow, haters and losers will be mocked, and you will be very happy, believe me.

And we’re ranking them because, well, that’s what we do here. Many of your top ten came from crowdsourcing, so thanks to all from whom we stole.

10. White House of Horrors

9. Lil’ Jeff Sessions’ Wild Ride

8. Mueller Witch Hunt

7. Wall Street USA

6. Golden Showers Splash Park

5. Enemy of the People Dunking Booth

5. Trump Tower of Terror

5. Grab ‘Em By the Pussy!

5. Mexican Wall Climb

5. Sexist Tunnel of Love

5. Crony Island

5. Space Force Mountain

4. Betsy DeVos Yachts

3. Stephen Miller’s Hypocritters

2. Omarosa Rollacoasta

1. Lyin’ Country Safari

As you know by now, Trump is not merely a disgrace; he’s a total and complete disgrace. K Bye.

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Trump Terrible 10: Tearing Children From Parents Edition
Trump Terrible 10: Tearing Children From Parents Edition pt. 2
Trump Terrible 10: Breathless Supreme Court Watch Edition
Trump Terrible 10: Vile Yes Men Edition
Trump Terrible 10: Crooked Vile Racist President Edition